Mr. VoIP

mr. landline you have served us well over the last 4 decades, your daily presence has been dependable and mostly pleasant… but the increasing expenses of our firm make cutbacks like this one necessary. i’m afraid we have to let you go. let’s be honest, you had to see the writing on the wall when we hired mr. cell as a field representative. however, in an effort to make the transition smooth, we’ll keep you on until your replacement, mr. voip, has proved himself as a new member of our team. please accept this pen as a token of our gratitude.