The Black Hole In My House

Posted on December 18, 2019 | 3 Comments

A stellar-mass black hole in orbit with a companion star located about 6,000 light years from Earth.I can’t find my keys. In reality they are probably in my house between the back door and the bedroom, but in my mind they have gone down a black hole. Every house has one. It’s the place where you set something down and suddenly it becomes invisible to the naked eye. Fortunately I have a spare key to my truck and an extra house key. Now I just need to be patient and wait for the original set to surface like a diver that’s about to run out of oxygen.

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3 Responses to The Black Hole In My House

  1. dave | December 18, 2019 at 7:37 am | Reply

    ***found them at 7:36am this morning!

  2. mom | December 18, 2019 at 9:09 am | Reply

    Did the black hole puke? Jim lost his keys between getting out of the cars drivers seat at church and getting back in after church about a year ago. Apparently there is a deeper hole at our church. He has never found them.
    Lucky you

  3. dad | December 18, 2019 at 6:25 pm | Reply

    Where? I usually find my hearing aid in my ear and my glasses in my pocket.

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