I can’t find my keys. In reality they are probably in my house between the back door and the bedroom, but in my mind they have gone down a black hole. Every house has one. It’s the place where you set something down and suddenly it becomes invisible to the naked eye. Fortunately I have a spare key to my truck and an extra house key. Now I just need to be patient and wait for the original set to surface like a diver that’s about to run out of oxygen.
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***found them at 7:36am this morning!
Did the black hole puke? Jim lost his keys between getting out of the cars drivers seat at church and getting back in after church about a year ago. Apparently there is a deeper hole at our church. He has never found them.
Lucky you
Where? I usually find my hearing aid in my ear and my glasses in my pocket.