i was almost asleep when the cat woke me up. my cat doesn’t wake me up when there’s danger. he’s not a dog. he wakes me up because he’s bored. after a failed attempt at going back to sleep, i looked up some old xanga blog entries that tom geeding and i made 14 years ago. our online names were carlo and skeeter. i was carlo. here’s one from april 29, 2005:
The lilacs spoke my name as the sidewalk yawned, suddenly there were gas-powered hot wheels coming out of the grass blades. “Could there be a dealership down there? Who taught those ants to drive? I didn’t think Volkswagens could get any smaller.” These were just a few random thoughts that passed as I realized that my lawn needed mowing.
- Carlo
Man, I’ve seen your lawn…it could have been Teamsters and a Mack Truck. Break down and buy a Toro or something.
- Skeeter
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sounds about right! too bad you two couldn’t keep it up. didn’t one of Tom’s boys take that over?
mom, you’re thinking of channel 84 tv, and that was a cartoon strip that tom & i co-created. we sold the rights to his youngest son michael & a friend (can’t remember the kid’s name), and they turned it into a youtube gaming show. the last episode went up 7 months ago, so it’s not dead yet! this “carlo” and “skeeter” exchange was something else tom & i were posting on xanga… i’m not sure how to describe “xanga” except that it was a website that let us post things on it, and be weird. so that’s what we did every day for a year between 2004-05.
I slit the sheet. The sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.
maaaan… i just changed those sheets!
I don’t touch weeds anymore. Only my gloves do.