yesterday i woke up without a voice. a few hours later i discovered a brand new podcast called everything is alive. it is “an unscripted interview show in which all the subjects are inanimate objects. in each episode a different thing tells us its life story.” i could barely talk while louis, a can of cola was telling listeners not to tap his head when he falls off a shelf. that type of thing only annoys him.
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but at least he doesn’t blow up on Me when I pop his top! can you speak this morning?
yeah mom, i’ve got a voice today. can’t wait to get a jar of that zucchini relish you & jim made!
I was a door-knob for 37 hours but I started losing my grip and had to close the door on that period of my life… had I continued I would have become unhinged. I hope I don’t get slammed for this post.
huh, we might be able to turn that into a song… or at least get together and jamb.
If that’s anything like not being able to hear, I hear you.
you can’t hear, but you can hear me? that’s what i call beating the odds, dad!
HEAR! HEAR!