The Wisdom I Never Knew

kirksguidetowomeni was cleaning the lounge before mom & jim’s recent visit a couple of weeks ago, and found this book under the futon. i remember that it was an impulse buy at a local half price book store. there is a ton of space related metaphors & puns in this thing, but there’s also some insight: on page 18 the author claims that kirk “follows four guiding stars:
1) always say yes
2) awaken her passion
3) care for your exes
4) increase her self esteem”

aye captain!

2 Responses to The Wisdom I Never Knew

  1. now you do ;)

  2. and no. 5
    Don’t say anything derogatory about her sparkly, blue eye-shadow.

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