taco bell does a cool thing with their hot sauce packets. they put quotes on each one as if the sauce packet was talking to you. normally they say things like “ahhh we meet again!” or “when i grow up i want to be a water bed.” i don’t know who has the job of writing these, but i’m kinda jealous. one day i thought of rejected sauce packet quotes, and made a list. then i lost the list and forgot all of the quotes except for the one above.
I think some of the others we came up with were “I can’t control which end the “sauce” will come out of” and “You may win this battle, but me and your bowels will win the war!”
thanks kyle… another i thought of friday was “i just saw my life pass before my eyes… and onto your shirt”