scott thompson gave me a banjo last sunday. he paid $20 for it at a garage sale down in branson, but after the novelty wore off he asked “do you want it?” i took it before he could change his mind. now i’ve never played the banjo before, but i could still come up with a little riff to put on this song that needed something. the lyrics might be hard to make out in some places, so i’ll show them here:
he was swingin’ through the trees
with a rhythm that was far from human
but the little furry creatures ran for cover
when he hit the ground
he moved with purpose
like a new car still in the factory
you could hear him yodel like a train
on his way into town
he was the stuff of legend
but he was just a man
he didn’t need a reservation
he could sit wherever he wanted
he knows where the bodies are buried
because he put ‘em there
but they all had it coming
everybody makes a choice
don’t look him in the eye
unless you wanna die
you better count to ten
before you do it again