Come On 12:00 !!!!

Every workday between 11 – 11:30 I send out this message to friends, co-workers, and the universe: COME ON 12:00 !!!! That’s when I take my lunch break. Sometimes I’ll follow that phrase with things like:
“I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING!”
“I KNOW YOU’RE HERE SOMEWHERE!”
“MY GRANDMA’S FASTER THAN YOU!”
I know that time doesn’t move any faster when I tap my foot, sigh heavily, or tap my watch.  If a three dimensional being ever personifies actual TIME and starts to argue with me about his constraints, zones, and even-handed-ness I’m sure Jenny will shake me until I wake up.